Naomi is learning about jokes. This is a true conversation from last night's dinner time. I'm particularly satisfied that it appears immediately after my post on the COW.
Naomi: "Why did the cow cross the road?"
Mummy: "I don't know"
Naomi: "To go to the shops to buy milk."
Daddy: "You know, even funnier would be to say that 'she was moooving house'"
Naomi looks a little puzzled and then laughs appropriately.
Mummy: "You see, that's funny because cows go moo"
Naomi: "Why did the pig cross the road?"
Naomi: "She was moooving house'!"
Mummy and Daddy: hysterics.